Help me Obama

Here is a picture of my baby......still running after 19 years. Recently I decided to sell it, and listed it for sale at a mere fraction of the original price, ($8,499 before taxes, monitor and mouse not included.) I mean, like we are talking almost $10,000 worth of slightly used computer equipment. The CPU has only been dropped twice, and I got most of the cat spray smell off of the mouse, but it still would be a great deal, for I listed it at a bargain basement price of $1,999. That's a saving of over $8,000. After running the ad in several papers for several months, I am still waiting for a call, life is so cruel.

Yes, life is cruel.
I decided life really isn't that important to me...
..since everyone ignores me,
even when I offer such a bargain.
I started typing out my suicide note.

HELP ME OBAMA....
HELP ME GET CAPITALISM OUT OF MY MIND