REDNECK COME ON'S
I'm sure all of you wonder how a redneck guy comes on to a redneck girl! Wonder no more, I am going to share a few with you, and remember, if you can't laugh at your own self, nothing you say to others is really funny. I'm a redneck and I may have used one or two of these comeon's.
1. “Hey let me get that toilet paper off of your flip flop.”
2. “Weren’t you the gal who helped me when my pickup broke down?”
3. “My unc gave me a fruit jar full of talkin’ juice, let’s go talk.”
4. “My huntin’ dog just had six pups, wanna go to the parking lot and see them?”
5. “Mmmm, let me hold you a little closer, you smell like lye soap and lavender.”
6. “You sure have lost a lot of weight.”
7. “Love that perfume, is it available on little pine trees for my pickup?”
8. “Would you like to swing on my front porch?”
9. “I’ve got a few extra cement blocks back at my place, do you need your pickup worked on?"
10. “Let’s get out of here girl, they’re gonna play some disco music next.”
©2007 webloafer
1. “Hey let me get that toilet paper off of your flip flop.”
2. “Weren’t you the gal who helped me when my pickup broke down?”
3. “My unc gave me a fruit jar full of talkin’ juice, let’s go talk.”
4. “My huntin’ dog just had six pups, wanna go to the parking lot and see them?”
5. “Mmmm, let me hold you a little closer, you smell like lye soap and lavender.”
6. “You sure have lost a lot of weight.”
7. “Love that perfume, is it available on little pine trees for my pickup?”
8. “Would you like to swing on my front porch?”
9. “I’ve got a few extra cement blocks back at my place, do you need your pickup worked on?"
10. “Let’s get out of here girl, they’re gonna play some disco music next.”
©2007 webloafer
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