Scientist's say.........

A truck driver starting a sentence with the words….”You’ll never believe this”..is akin to a media newsreader starting a sentence with the words….”Scientists say”

If it were not for meteorologists, scientists would be at the top of the Unreliable List.

I know technically meteorologists are scientists, just less accurate scientists. They are scientists without portfolios......they do no laboratory work; they stare at computer readouts, radar screens and quigi boards, hour upon hour and come up with the weather for tomorrow. It must be nice to have a high paying job that requires no set level of accuracy. My occupation requires 100% accuracy 100% of the time, or death or injury is certain. Hey, I like driving…..I’m just driving home a point.

I am working on a list of scientific lies that the media has used in their attempt to sway public opinion. Can you say global warming? How about the predicted ice age talked about in the 1970’s? It seems like it happens once a year; scientists proclaim they have found another proof of evolution. Folks, evolution is a theory. How could someone enjoy this beautiful planet and deny the creator His due? Need I remind you what God has called those that say there is no God? They are fools, God said it, I believe it and that's that. God's word is enough for me.

Why would anyone listen to the theories of a fool?

The theory of evolution VS the reality of the Creator.

Which side are you on?

If I have placed my faith in God, and if there is no God, what do I lose upon death?
If you proclaim there is no God, and you are wrong..(I pity you)..what excuse will you have on judgment day? Will you try to convince God that scientists led you astray?

Whoops, let's get back to the hilarious, and leave the serious behind.

When the scientific community starts delving into the medical community things really get hilarious. If I had quit consuming everything scientists have said is dangerous, deadly or carcinogenic, I would not be here to laugh with you about the stupidity of the science community, for I would have starved to death long ago, for I hate tofu and bean sprouts.

I mean like, if I listened to every scientist.....I would be eating tofu, breakfast, lunch and dinner......and could not drink coffee. Ain't gonna happen, you can have all of the tofu and bean sprouts.,..go ahead, have at it.....and I'll have the last laugh, a caffeinated laugh.

Try taking the coffee cup out of a truck drivers hands...go ahead...I dare you. I'm 60 years old and lack 7 inches from being six foot tall........just try it.

Yes, the scientific community has stumbled into truth occasionally, (a broken clock displays the correct time two times each day) but need you be reminded that a doctor proclaims his practice as that…..practice. I suggest we tell it like it is in the future and say…..practicing scientist.

Isn’t gore the bore, a great scientist?

After inventing the internet, and various other wonders, he is now a preacher. He preaches at the pulpit of the ‘there is no God church.’ Yes, he does, Gore claims that mankind is destroying the planet earth.

The one who created the universe would never allow man to destroy it.

God tells us how this planet will cease to exist…….it will be by the hand of God. The man who thinks mankind can destroy God’s earth is an arrogant boob. I am not suggesting that we should trash the planet out and kill off animals en masse. Just give the creator a little respect and believe what He has said.

Yes algore is preaching up a storm, lecturing all of us while he remains one of the most blatant polluters. Yes, it appears that algore is eating a lot of the things his scientist buddies say will kill you. Yes, alfatgore has a lot of extra fat he will not need if the world gets warmer like he preaches. He looks like he is storing up fat for the ice age that the scientist of the ’60’s said was fast approaching. Yes the scientist of the ’70's scared me….they predicted an ice age that no one could survive, and blamed it on humanity. Well not all humanity, just those of the USofA.

Have a safe Labor Day Weekend......as a truck driver, I know what the roads will be like........You all be careful now, because not everyone is being careful.