Young Ahbuhr was pressured by his parents to become a martyr for Allah.
He finally gave into their wishes. His parents would be well paid, the mullahs told him, for his sacrifice.
His parents helped him into his explosive belt and sent him on his way to kill as many infidels as he could. Ahbuhr searched the streets until he found a pizza shop where over thirty boys and girls were having a birthday celebration. "I am on my way to paradise and the 72 virgins" he thought as he set the explosives off.
At the entrance to paradise, there were no young beautiful girls to meet him, he was perplexed…..instead there was a single man walking toward him with an extended hand. He quite clearly had something in his hand and wanted to give it to Ahbuhr. Ahbuhr let the man drop the contents of his hand into his, and could not believe what the old man had given him….
He stood there dumbfounded, looking at the handful of raisins.
The man broke the silence, and said, "Well there they are”
"What do you mean?" Ahbuhr inquired.
"The raisins…."
"Huh"….Ahbuhr was perplexed.
"The 72 raisins."
"But what about the virgins…………?"
"You know lad, you really should have had your hearing checked before you killed yourself……You were promised 72 raisins, not 72 virgins."
yes I chuckled too when this came to me
I guess its a little bit more aggressive.. its like joking on one's religious beliefs. record my protest on this post.
ReplyDeleteAs expected when I posted this, there have been very few comments. Only one terrorist checking in to let us know they are on the internet.
ReplyDeleteI posted this to see if you had what it takes to win the war.
You don't have what it takes, that is obvious....you kept quiet. And you failed.
Someone is going to win this war of or for terrorism.
You and your chicken hearted, scaredy cat, politically correct, liberal, afraid, don't involve me, later, I don't want to get involved, it will pass, I like those baby killers additude is making it harder to win this war.
So I may have offended the radical Muslims.
I don't worry about that, because I know they will not win this war.
You aren't helping
and your silence
is strange
You can find your voice when
G.W.Bush makes a mistake.
Let me explain one thing
Everyone makes mistakes
Talking to you is like talking to a wall, you know all about walls.
Up against the wall
Vietnam War Wall
If you won't help us defeat Terrorism, Don't get in the way, chicken.
Yellow bellied Commie Punk, afraid of the Islamafacists.....or are you in bed with them?
This was a great blog and I enjoyed reading this passage.
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