Thursday, December 31, 2009

NEW ORDERLY WORLD


WAY TOO MUCH IS SAID ABOUT THE NEW WORLD ORDER.
Let's talk about change. I'm not against change if it is beneficial. Would it benefit the world if the USofA was changed into a nation like Cuba? Zimbabwe? Gaza Strip? France? Mexico or even Canada. Where would the new miracle drugs come from? Where would the unproductive world get free shipments of corn, wheat, rice and other life supporting staples?
If you cannot answer these questions honestly don't bother answering at all, just shut up and get out of the way for the NEW ORDERLY WORLD.


Liberals and Marxists write and sing songs like "Come on people now, Smile on your brother" but I'm here to say that the socialists, commies and maoist, are the ones painting a frown on the masses face while they live opulently and shamelessly off of the labor of the undereducated and needlessly poor. Don't you dare tell me that at least the liberal marxists of the USofA have educated our children. ??? Yes they control our nations schools. You and I both know that government schooling is nothing to brag about; and if it were not for the influx of Asian students into America's liberalized schools, the average IQ of American School Participants would be a two digit number, and you would have to add three students IQ's together to get a three digit number.
Government educated students live in a land of plenty but haven't a clue about how that happened. American History is not taught in our schools. Those of us who love America see what change the liberal marxist want and we DON'T WANT IT, AND WON'T ALLOW IT TO HAPPEN.

WE WILL SEE OUR NATION BECOME ORDERLY AGAIN. THE GANGS IN THE STREET WILL BE GONE, THE THIEVING POLITICIANS WILL BE GONE, THE LYING TEACHERS WILL BE GONE, AND ORDER WILL BE RESTORED. I TRUELY DON'T CARE WHERE ALL THE MARXIST GO, BUT THEY MUST GO.

More on this subject after I cool down a bit. The photo of the new orderly world was ripped from Matt Drudge's Drudge Report

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Sanitys Bluff tackles the sports world

BIG TWELVE SPORTS CONFERENCE TO BE RENAMED.

Sanity’s Bluff Sports update 12/30/2009

There have been rumors circulating in the Midwest sports world that the college athletic conference called ‘Big 10’ is wooing Missouri University to become the twelfth member of it’s struggling athletic league.

I say….Go for it Missouri University.

I’m a Kansas University Sports nutso. I’m old enough to have witnessed a Big Seven game, and many many Big Eight sporting games.

Get out while you can MU.

The Big Twelve Athletic Conference is going to be renamed in the near future.

Let’s see, Texas Tech’s football coach Mike Leach was fired today…..one of the best football coaches in America, and not so long ago Mark Mangino of KU was rumored to have resigned, but anyone with half a brain knows he was fired.

Both coaches of successful college football teams were fired for…for….for…

Being a man, and trying to teach young men how to become real men.

The political correct wuss’s won this scrimmage. Whining and Crying about what the coach said….or did….and with the backing and threats of powerful parents of the wuss’s (I wonder where they learned to be so wussy?) two great football coaches are without jobs today in college sports.

Since the wusses have won this round in the battle of wusses vs. real men….the Big Twelve will soon be changing it’s name to…..

Little Wussy Twelve Conference

But this is only a scrimmage in the war……It ain’t over.

And as a side note comment….

WAY TO GO NEBRASKA UNIVERSITY FOOTBALL.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

DRUNK WITH POWER**Power to TAX **




Montana’s finest?

I hope not.
Knock, Knock.....WHO'S THERE?? SOUNDS LIKE NO ONE IS HOME.
HEY YOU! You up there in Montana, are you awake??? Couldn't you find a sober person to send to the USofA Senate????? Scared????
YOU SHOULD BE.....The drunkard in this video is the CHAIRMAN OF THE SENATE FINANCE COMMITTEE. CAN YOU FIND A DRUNKEN SAILOR THAT CAN SPEAK in place of this Montana Moron??? HELLO..MONTANA, Anyone home???

Saturday, December 5, 2009

How is this for great timing????

This is a photo capture of a real Golf Digest Magazine. Perhaps it will shame the president to begin working for the languishing American citizens....instead of flying all over the world collecting accolades and trashing the USofA in speeches. Maybe he will spend some time trying to help the USofA, instead of filling up his days with golfing, Wednesday night parties, and campaigning all over America for his re-election bid in 2012. While men and women are fighting in a life and death struggle with our nations enemies....Obama is inviting them to the white house for beer and rap music. Hollywood Ho's are sleeping in the Lincoln Bedroom, while the real men and women of America are sleeping on the ground in flimsy tents waiting for a leader to tell them where. HEY....HE Hasn't a clue.....so the brave need only wait out their committment and then let the socialist's fight for the USofA....OH, Sorry for even thinking of such an impossible scenerio.....Liberals don't fight for the USofA.....they fight against it.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Laughing at America

Could you please help me out here....I'm looking for pictures of our President bowing down to tyrants,dictators,emperors or kings where everyone else in the picture was not laughing....They didn't smile...they laughed at the joke we elected.....it is a good thing the USofA has elections...not kings, tyrants, dictators or emperors. We can choose someone else next time...maybe even someone who loves America., ,

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

FINALLY CHANGE WE CAN BELEIVE IN

THIS NINETEEN YEAR OLD COUNTRY/WESTERN SINGER JUST DOESN'T GET THE OBAMACHANGE THANG....SO SHE DESERVED THIS.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

What? CNN wanting civility????Ask George W. about CNN and the truth.

Tell the truth…now there’s a novel idea for the elistist who now think they own America. They don’t, and we will not be silent anymore. Just tell the truth, Obama and Soros; tell me if when I am (The Lord God willing) 70 years old will the Obamatrons deny me treatment to save my life from a cancer I contacted while driving the 4,000,000 miles on the highways of America, paying taxes and trying to get ahead? The truth is you would rather spend money on an illegal aliens health care, because they will always vote for more socialism. America is the last bastion of freedom, and we will not lose that freedom without a fight. YES A FIGHT


Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Friday, July 10, 2009

Random thoughts about libs and commies

Want to befuddle your favorite liberal? That won’t be hard, since Liberalism is a mental disorder.

Ask your liberal acquaintance if the cologne or perfume they wear was tested on animals.

They will get all uppity and say….NO….

Ask them..OK, how did they test it?

“Well they tested it on humans” they most likely will say.

Dah, so there is a difference between animals and humans?

That’s right humans were given dominion over animals by God who created all things, human and animal. With a clear conscience I can enjoy eating them to sustain my life.

Another question for your liberal friend.

Are you concerned about endangered species?

The mentally damaged liberal will get all huffy and say….YES….!

Ask them why they would want to stand in the way of evolution.

If you stop and examine the claptrap a liberal spews, you will see blatant discrepancies. Most of the views they have are based solely on feelings not fact.

It’s all right to feel good about something even if it is wrong is the moral code they live by.

Like Dr. Michael Savage says “Liberalism is a mental disorder”.





Saturday, July 4, 2009

No celebration this year

I didn't buy fireworks this year. Not because of the recession, it is, well...It is impossible to celebrate the birth of a nation when it is obvious it won't be around much longer. My beloved country is being sold out and betrayed by leftists who could never create a nation to rival the one they are so bent on destroying.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Who will help the victims?

I have discovered some videos of American soldiers waterboarding a young muslim. Be brave and watch the truth.


I'm so very sorry, I mixed the videos up...THAT WAS HOW HOMOSEXUALS ARE TREATED IN OBAMA'S DREAM NATION....IRAN....

Monday, May 4, 2009

No Comment Necessary

If you can watch this video and still think our nations media is fair, balanced or even civil....you need a brain transplant, lobotomy or shock treatment.clue, and some help finding it.



Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The Truth About ‘RoadKill’ Lesson#2

The truth about ‘RoadKill’ #2
Rain, Turtles and the Pavement

Most of my work day I am a Rural Cowboy Redneck Truck Driver, and I enjoy it.
The let down each day is when I have to return to the metropolitan area and resume my God forsaken job of being an Urban Cowboy.
I want you to meet my friend the snapping turtle. Here it is in the bed of my pick-up truck. Is it supper? Is it for my child's show and tell?


SAVE AMERICA
SPAY OR NEUTER
ALL LIBERALS

Monday, April 20, 2009

The Truth About 'Road Kill'



The truth about 'Road Kill'







As a truck driver who drives eighteen wheeler’s at least two thousand miles each week, I am more than qualified to talk on this subject. And here is my take on





Look, don’t bother listening to Web Loafer, listen to me. Let me introduce myself, I am Shirley, and yes I’m squirrelly. LOL. Truck drivers create most of the road kill of decent animals like myself. You’ll notice I am trying to give you an acorn, a big one. It is my way of saying “Here, take this and promise not to flatten me like a pancake….out there on the highway.



ENOUGH, I don't know how Shirley did it, but I can't seem to delete her comments. This is Web Loafer again, and I plan to write a series of blog articles on road kill. Wait, before you click that button.....you will learn some interesting things if you stick with me on this. Since Shirley so rudely interrupted my blog, lets start this series out with a short expose' about squirrels and the road.



To Continue Reading



or watch this side-splitin' video by Ray Stevens







Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Will the real Web Loafer please stand up

CHANGE

Nothing really changes that much.

Life is like a stage where many different theatrical productions are preformed, but all use the same props…but rearrange the props differently. Here is a cartoon from the Chicago Tribune from April 21, 1934. Yes 75 years ago.
Pray for America’s survival, because it truly is the last of the Christian nations of this world. I don’t care if Obama says differently…America is a Christian Nation, a nation tolerant of other religions. If Islam was tolerant of others, the world would be a peaceful place.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Rise up ye men of valor, your nation needs you now!!

Yes, you've lost most of your retirement
and it is obvious, it will never again be yours.
Relax, chill out. Have a spot of tea!!!
That money of yours is in the pocket of some fat
cat in Washington, or one of the parasites of prosperity,
the workless class. No, not the working class, I said the
workless class.
Look around, you'll see the workless class, but don't expect
them to thank you for your donation to their laziness.
Relax, have a cup of tea, forget it, it was
only money. Be happy that you can spread your
wealth around. Don't worry, the community
organizer will take care of everything.

America BECAME....AMERICA....BECAUSE people rebelled against taxation without representation.....ARE YOU REPRESENTED IN WASHINGTON D.C.??
If only we had a time machine to bring back a dozen or so WORLD ORGANIZERS to help us. Yes, Washington, Franklin, Jefferson and a few other men...had more backbone, more love for this land then all of those who walk around complaining about socialism coming to America. Men were men then, and they had strong women tending to family things while Dad was making a nation, making a better future for his children and grandchildren. And they loved tea, it was a luxury. It wouldn't grow in the New World, and the British Empire brought it to the colonies, but charged an outrageous tax at the Port of Entry...Boston. Those few gave up tea for freedom,
Will you give up Hollywood, Porn, Drugs, Music, Sports, TV, Nintendo, and all of the other things that you are enjoying, to help the children inherit a nation that is free? When the tax burden gets to the point no one can pay for the perverts of government......your children and grandchildren will be enslaved. You know where the switch is on that....turn it off.....Rescue America, it is a worthy deed, do it....become involved in the "TEA PARTY OF APRIL 15th, 2009.
We don't have a time machine, but surely there are a few who will stand up against TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION.THERE WILL BE A TAX DAY TEA PARTY IN YOUR CITY, OR NEAR YOU, GOOGLE TEA PARTY AND YOU'LL SEE HOW BIG THIS IS GONNA BE....GET INVOLVED BEFORE IT IS NO LONGER POSSIBLE TO SPEAK OUT ABOUT THE WASTE AND RECKLESS SPENDING OF THE FAT CATS OF WASHINGTON D.C.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Couldn't Resist

I am diligently trying to refrain from acting like the 'Bush Haters' who spewed nothing but crass hatred towards a good human being while George W. was president. Obama is my president, but it behooves me to keep my sense of humor. A sense of humor is a great thing when used constructively and decently. I would suggest to our president that he ditch the teleprompter.

No his speeches would not be as elequant if they came from his heart and not his chief speech writer, but I would much rather listen to him speak from the heart. So what if there were a few ah's in his speech. Try this someday....

Take your convictions and bare them to 300,000,000 people...you might sound a little like George W, or Barack. Thinkers think while speaking, and the ahs fill up time the speaker is spending weighing his or her words.

Yes you may have heard that his last press conference was one conducted without a teleprompter. Not so fast folks.....there was a 52 inch flatscreen on the White House press room wall, which no reporter mentioned. The big screen scrolled the presidents prepared speech and provided quick answers for him when he was ask questions.

But let's get serious now for a second. When one laughs at, or points to a persons funny behavior, they should also then present something good to weight the discussion with credibility. I'm a thinker, not a hater like the 'Bush Haters' of the 2000-2008.

Michelle Obama is a fine first lady, in a line of wonderful women. With few exceptions, I have had more respect for all of the first ladies in the past 50 years then their spouses. Michelle Obama is correct in suggesting to the populace that growing a garden is cool and the Lord knows we are going to need to eat something when Barack turns our dollar into cents. That is the change he promised. Save a tree, let Obama run the economy.

Good job Michelle, now get some good home cooking into Barack and maybe he can put on a few pounds. He has a hard task ahead and needs all the energy he can summon.

Seriously now, America needs to get to work, all of us, even those out of work. All should turn to the only thing in America still worth what it was worth in 2000....that is America. The land America. I'll be growing a garden this year, and won't be using a teleprompter anytime soon.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Another---Best of Sanity's Bluff

This is a reblog of my Jan. 7, 2006 blog article. I feel compelled to give the name of the other person besides 'webloafer' in this blog article. His name is Ray Davis. You should really go to the original post and read the comment section. One thing more, I am a proud googleaholic.



If you ever hear a truck driver say,

“You’ll never believe this,”

Sit down and listen up, it’ll be worth your while.

You’ll never believe this, but on my return run back to the city tonight, I noticed what looked like a person face down on the shoulder of the road. I stopped as soon as I could get my diesel truck safely over on the shoulder, set the brakes and quickly climbed down to the road. I ran back (well ran may be stretching it a bit, cut and paste, walked quickly, for ran) to see if I could help.

Out of breath, I finally made it to where the person was. Yes it was a person, a man, and the man was obviously inebriated for he was crawling on all fours.

Well, not exactly on all fours….he was using two feet and one hand to crawl down the side of the highway. In his free hand he had one of those Blackberries, Blueberries or whatever they are. You know, those miniature computers with wireless cell phone internet.

It really was an eerie sight. Pitch black night, and a drunk crawling along the side of the highway, using his little handheld’s LCD Display to light his way.

I walked along side of him for a short while, but finally had to ask…… “Excuse me sir, do you need help?”

The drunk stopped crawling and painstakingly slow, sat up and while his head was swaying north to south, slurringly* informed me.

“Nah…..I’z got Google Earth mappin me way home.”

©webloafer2006
*another webloafer original addition to the Queens Language.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

The best of old blog articles by Web Loafer

According to an article in the September 21, 2006 San Diego-Union Tribune, a bank robber suspect dubbed the ‘Bumbling Bandit’ was arrested on August 29th. Earlier that month on August 12th it is alleged that this hapless bandit, robbed a Bank of America in the San Diego suburb of Grantsville, California.

According to witnesses, the BB (bungling bandit) entered the bank lobby with a gun, his face covered with a Ronald Reagan mask and wearing a long cape.

After banishing the gun, BB was given money, but that was about the only thing that went right that day. Running away from the robbery scene, BB had trouble seeing clearly out of the eyeholes of the Ronald Reagan mask, and his handgun got tangled up in his cape, and down he went…..in the bank lobby. Oh, that was not the end of this caper (pun intended).

BB managed to make it to his get-away car, an SUV parked near the bank, but he found that the SUV was blocked front and rear by delivery vehicles, so he had to smash his way out of the parking space. Inching his way back and forth he finally managed to plow his way back to the roadway. It was about this time that the red dye in the bandits’ money bag went off forcing him to abandon his SUV. The police found the SUV with the mask he had used, a gun and a $50 bill.

Maybe, you think, good ole boy BB learned his lesson about parking get away cars. Guess again, BB still has problems in selecting parking places, in fact his lack of selecting parking space, is the reason he was captured. BB was arrested on the campus of UCSD because he parked in a parking spot reserved for the university faculty. Evidence found in his car linked him to the Grantville bungled bank robbery. And his DNA matched that of DNA on the mask he left in the SUV. Yes BB, needs education, and I don’t think anyone will ever mistake him for a faculty member of a university. A Ronald Reagan mask? Long cape? Thought you’d enjoy this one.

If you love America, you will love this



Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Where did my 401K go?

One of my cranial hemorrhoids just burst, and it'll be a bloody good time at the 'bluff' in the near future. Stay tuned.