Best of ah* of Bluff

Tony Camilleri of Dearborn Heights covered up the Chevrolet logo on his Silverado with a Toyota sign as a tribute to the Marines.

I sure didn’t stay out of politics very long. About twelve hours, LOL. Here I am making a liar of myself. But all for a good reason. I wish to demonstrate how hasty decisions based on emotions, not fact, or logic, can hurt in the big picture of things.
The top picture here is a picture of my brand new pickup truck. A Nice Toyota Tundra Double Cab, isn’t it? It is quality through and through. Some time earlier this year I read the article I now post here. When it was time to shop for a new truck I went to the usual places, The Dodge Dealer, Chevy and GMC dealer and the Ford Dealer like I always do. But I added one more stop to the shopping trip this time, Toyota. I had never bought an automobile or truck that had a foreign name, before this purchase. As I checked the Toyota out, these actions taken by the UAW officials in this article weighed heavy on my decision.

By Eric Mayne / The Detroit News
DETROIT -- The United Auto Workers union waved a white flag Monday in its parking skirmish with neighboring reservists, but the 1st Battalion, 24th Marines are not accepting surrender” I made the wrong call on the parking issue, and I have notified the Marine Corps that all reservists are welcome to park at Solidarity House as they have for the past 10 years," Gettelfinger said in a statement. Facing intense criticism, UAW President Ron Gettelfinger reversed his decision to ban Marine Corps reservists driving foreign cars or displaying pro-President Bush bumper stickers from parking at the union's Solidarity House headquarters in Detroit.
Wounded by what they consider an unpatriotic ambush, the Marines rejected the union's olive branch and secured an alternative parking lot.
"I talked to Ron; I let him know that I understand he has rescinded his decision," said Lt. Col. Joe Rutledge, a top-ranking officer at the reserve infantry rifle battalion. "However, I've made my decision -- either you support the Marines or you don't."
The UAW's reversal Monday followed a barrage of criticism from both union members and nonunion members. The dispute became instant fodder for such Web sites as The Drudge Report and various radio programs.
The News received hundreds of e-mails Sunday and Monday about the controversy, the majority criticizing the UAW's decision.
"I have never belonged to the unions, but I've always bought (domestic) brand cars," Jenny Pulcerm 74, of Harrison Township. "Right now, I'm driving a Chrysler. But the next car will definitely not be union-made."
Outside the Marine reservists’ headquarters, it wasn't hard to find signs of hard feelings. A Toyota pickup truck parked in front of a phalanx of military Humvees sported three bumper stickers. One touted Semper Fi, the Marines' motto, the second was a Bush/Cheney campaign sticker and the third an anti-UAW sign.
The UAW decision to ban Marines struck a nerve with many who say U.S. armed forces deserve more respect, especially during a time of war.
And certainly, some said, Marines should be able to support their commander in chief, President Bush, without facing repercussions.
"The Marines who fought at Iwo Jima -- including yours truly -- and those who are now in Iraq, took an oath to defend this country and its citizens," said Russ Paquette, an 87-year-old lawyer from St. Clair Shores and former commanding officer of the 1st Battalion, 24th Marines. "There is nothing in the oath which indicates that we Marines will only fight for citizens who drive certain automobiles, or who voted in the last election for a certain president."
But many of those who weighed in said the episode changed their opinion of the UAW. Bill Reiber of Vista, Calif., whose son is serving in Iraq, is trading in his Chevrolet S-10 pickup for a vehicle made by a foreign automaker.
"I'm looking at the Toyota Tacoma," he said. "What (the UAW) did, it just wasn't right. These are Marines and they have a right, like anybody else in America, to express their First Amendment rights."
Lt. Col. Rutledge said he's anxious to get past the dispute and get back to business. Owners of a nearby apartment complex have agreed to allow reservists to park on their premises.
"I know people are incensed by this thing," Rutledge said, "but in the big scheme of things, what I do is train Marines and I'm preparing these guys to go overseas."

*Two men who speak alike....but one of them has said ah....more times than the other. One is considered and portrayed in the media as a....well....as an idiotic stupid man. That would be George W. Bush.....the other one is the Saviour of a country that needs no change other than to get rid of the ones who hate it, yes I said it...the messiah, the annointed one Barack has without a doubt...a bigger problem with the spoken language than George the idiot. Take the teleprompter away from the messiah and he sounds a lot like a stammering Chicago idiot.

I'm webloafer, and I researched this message, and share it with you.

I have the stammering tapes of both idiots that the idiots of the USofA have elected in the last 12 years....no make that 20 years.

Idiots of America...you have another one just like you in the White House.....God spare those that love you from the demise of the idiots....please....PLEASE....are you listening GOD?

NOT ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS A MARXIST, CRIMINAL, UNREPENTANT TERRORIST OR REAL ESTATE RIPOFF ARTIST, THEY ARE MOSTLY CHRISTIANS AND TRUCKDRIVERS

Know a little more about me

white male christian redneck

Humor’s Last Chance………
A Redneck from a red state tells it like it is.

I am worried about the state of humor in this country, or the world for that manner. Everything must be so PC today, our humorists are starving in the streets. Some call them homeless; But I know they are mostly frightened, out of work humorist.

Why even Will Rogers would be out of grace
and out of work, if he was alive today.

If only there could be a record of the last four groups of people that can be made fun of, or even joked about in a humorous way with impunity. You know, to catch history as it disappears.

Webloafer is a member of all four of those last four groups. I don’t consider that unfortunate.

I am a Male, White, Christian, Redneck from a red state.

It is safe to make jokes publicly about me, or with me. And you may have figured this out…….I don’t care. I will not run to the ACLU, the government or the media with charges of insensitively or prejudice.

But I realize, someday, even these last four bastions of humor may be attacked, and defeated by the socialist sycophants of Political Correctness, so I wish to gatherin one place, (this blog forum) all of the redneck, Christian, white male jokes we can. We will then have a repository of the redneck humor before it disappears, like the other group humor. I will start off with a simple exercise in improving one’s vocabulary…

Let's take one page out of a dictionary, copy down the words only, and define them as they apply to me.


I have chosen at random page 197 from the following dictionary

UPDATED AND ENLARGED
The New American Webster Handy College Dictionary
NEW THIRD EDITION

This book requires a college education just to read the title.


I realize that my definitions may not have the verbs, and nouns, pronouns and such, correct. For a moment let’s forget verbiage or nouniage too for that matter.




Page 197

dilantin, di lan tin
If it’s dark, grab di lan tin to walk to the outhowse

dilapidate, di lap i date
Cuzzin Luke is sparkin a lap dancer….calls her lap, he says, “I won’t talk bout di lap I date.”

dilate, di late
Was Di late? I don’t know, what time wer she supposed to be ther
(I have a thurd cuzzin named Dil who we nicknamed Di. Dil sounds to much lik dil pikel. We figured her ma sneezed when filing out the burth curtifiat. She had been sayin she wood name her next girl Dilburt.)

dilatory, dil a to ry
I ain’t gotta clu it sounds cinister

dildo, dil do
Yeah, my cuzzin Dil will do about anything, who has a sharp nife? Dil do
Dil do just bout anything

dilemma, di lem ma
When ya find your ma fell in the pond, you grab a lem off the tree and holler out….grab di lem ma…….

dilettante, dil et tante
Heck I knew that, Dil ain’t even tight let lone tante

diligence, dil i gence
Dili is stubborn…..Dili gence won’t eat peas

dill, dill
two people can make a dill

dilly, dil ly
I sume this is a question, we don’t beleve much Dil says, we all no that Dil ly.

dillydally, dil ly dal ly
Well, Dil ly and his brother Dal ly. Dil ly Dal ly
Yep, someun musta snezed agin…..He were goin to be named Dalhart.
He thinks he were lucki to hav a name easy to spel.

diluent, dil u ent
Many times Ma had to tell Dil, Dil u ent goin to do that

dilute, di lute
Yes I got a boy cuzzin named Di too.
Di lute? I knowed Di was in a riot, but he won’t never lute

diluvial, di lu vi al
Yes Di is a luver, you can say Di luvi al

dim, dim
we always say cuzzin lukes porch lite is dim

dim, secunt meaning.

dim, dim
Where’d you get dim?

dime, dime
yep a dime is a coin good fer losin or stoppin’ on

dimension, di men sion
You no how di men sion of work scares Luke.

diminish, di min ish
I lernd this word reel good. You hav a diminished kapasity, I don’t no what that means, but my sikiatrist telled me that I got one.

diminuendo, di min u en do
I think I et a bowl of this at a frinds house

diminutive, di men u tive
I don’t no what a tive is, but ifen a gal wants ta, i reckon she can do it

dimity, dim i ty
at the golf korse I gave all dim i ty

dimmer, dim mer
Hey, dim mer my glubs

dimout, dim out
the umpire, he called dim out

dimple, dim ple
ifen da toth won’t fall out natturly, dim ple it out

dimsum, dim sum
I told my gal, I luv you dim sum


dimwit, dim wit
When you go to church make sure you sit behind dim wit the large hair, then da preacer can’t see ya sleepin.

din, din
We et bar b q, din we passed de jug

dinar, di nar
Di nar made it

dine, dine
It is sad but cuzzin Jake is dine

diner, din er
I was a sparkin her up rel fine, din er Pa showed up

dinero, di ner o
preacer said to walk di strat an di nero

dinette, di nette
we wood play vollieball but di nette is bein used down at the crek fer fishin.

ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling
ther are chillens readin this, so I woent commint on dis

Anyone want for me to splain page 198?

©webloafer 2008

Another one bites the dust......

It's a sad occasion, but it had to happen. I had to completely delete a blog of mine today. It was one I started in 2005, called Liz and Condi in 2008. So much for my political future telling. Elizabeth Dole will have to start living as a citizen again, BUT Condi will bounce back. She just might become the first female commissioner of the NFL. 'Dole and Rice in 2008', I had that one nailed didn't I? LOL I have a self imposed limit of ten blogs, so I had to delete one to start up my silly santa blog.....santa's banter.

Finally..reality trumps fiction

Yes! This is a real article snatched from the web.
The source is left on the snatch, this article is too good to not share with those that may not have seen it.
Stephen King, Tom Clancy and other fiction writers, BEWARE!, reality is
becoming more interesting than fiction.

Change is good, sometimes

Yes, the flag at half mast was a little too much, but I am torn betwixt two thoughts. Obama, the next president of the nation I love, may grow into the job. I may even hear him say the words someday in a convincingly plain manner, “I love America”.

I hope President elect Barack Hussein Obama loves the nation I love, I really and truly do. If he does, I’ll forgo any criticism of his decisions in his rookie year, or even years. No one can study at a University of Higher Learning a course…. “How to be a President of the United States of America 101!

There are only a few humans (all men) who are experienced at the job, and aren’t they a motley bunch?

They are, they ALL had faults, but the USofA survived.

Every ex-president alive today, is one who lived in the peoples White House while I was driving diesel truck. I respect all of them for doing a job no one but thugs and crooks would want to do. After all, does the president of the USofA make as much in salary in a year as the head honcho of the drug trade in Milwaukee?

I wish Barack Hussein Obama the best of times, may he grow into a president who has nothing in common with Bill Ayres, irreverent Rev Wright, and other marxist friends of his from his past. If he is but a puppet for the marxist George Soros, and starts acting as such, I will start writing about his unAmericanism. Until then, from the bottom of my emotional being, I wish Barack Hussein Obama only good. May he reciprocate.

Why am I a little hesitant? You ask?

One thing any thinking person will agree with me on is this; in his two year path to the Taxpayer’s White House, BHO criticized America over and over again. He even did it overseas, and the world loved it. He criticized the nation I LOVE more than he criticized the one he ran for president against. I want to hear Obama say something patriotic about America. We’ll just have to wait and see. Run a nexus search on ‘Obama blames’ Obama accuses, Obama points out, etc. etc. A mans word is his bond, Yes I know that belief is ancient behaviour, but it served the USofA well in the past.

One last thing, watch this before it disappears. Freedom of expression is the first freedom we all will lose if Marxism is really the name of the game. Watch a celebration of people who tore down the wall, and I dare you to curse my favorite president of ALL TIME, Ronald Reagan.

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Greed for Government Goodies

Greed for government goodies ushers in Marxism. America will change, you won't like it in 3 years, but it is too late. I'm prepared.

I blogged my best in June, 2006

Long ago, I smelled a rat in the Marine Corps, named Mutha? Mudpa? Murrpa? Murdertha? Murthnomurth? Murtandlie? Murthpza? MurthuYou? I'm sure you can guess what traitor I'm referring to......and here is my PLEA.....Pennsylvainia please send the traitor John Murtha packing, but PLEASE, don't send him to Kansas. We Kansan's love America. We Kansan's all know of Marines, real Marines, and John Murtha is not one.
Leaving intact my rantings of June 2006, I will share (Cut and Paste) one of the posts from that excellence in cerebralality up to you.....OH GOSH, there I go again inventing words.
June of 2006 has been my best month of blogging up until today. I cut and pasted the blog article below, but, the comments left after the fact were more interesting than my article.
Go to the original blog article and check out the 17 comments left there, at 'Sanity's Bluff'!

Yes, I think we need to exhume the body of a famous General from the past to compare his DNA with the silver haired ex-Marine pictured here with the flag of the country I LOVE.

What do these men have in common that makes me think they are related?

Here is General Benedict Arnold looking longingly toward England while still a commissioned officer in the Continental Army, of the USofA. Old Benedict took a huge sum of money from the enemy to march his troops out of West Point and allow the enemy to take over the fort. It would have been disasterous, but his written plans were discovered on the courier he sent to the enemy, in time to thwart the evil plan. Benedict escaped to England, but had a miserable life after his blood money ran out.

Here is a Dishonorable Representive of Pennsylvania in the USofA Congress. His left hand is making a point....probably trying to convince his constituents that he supports our troops. Yeah, sure.

Here is the Traitor Benedict Arnold looking longingly from his soiled nest, westward toward the America that he betrayed. Benedict was a lonely traitor in his last years of life.....He betrayed the best place upon earth, and had to live in his life in England and Canada. No one in England or Canada trusted him, or would even befriend him. Once a traitor, always capable of betraying again.

Now here is the Dishonorable Representive of Pennsylvania raising his right hand, and calling some of our Marines, 'cold blooded killers'. He has been to too many parties at the Kerry Mansions, he is a traitor too. Look closely at the picture, and you will see a bitter old man, who does not wish that a handfull of our marines be given a fair trial. He has told the world they are cold blooded killers, so that hand he raises has blood on it. In my opinion, the marines are innocent until proven quilty, and there is no quilt in war, it is war, and no war has ever been fought with as little civilian causualites....never....ever. So shut up traiter Murtha.

Stand up Chuck!

Laughing is an art, I'm laughing with the children of the spoiled baby boomers, who are about to steal their parents retirement nest eggs and spread that wealth around.
That is funny to me, and I'll be as much victim as all other's my age.
Yet, I am not depressed that MY USofA, might be about to elect another actor as President.
I am going to enjoy the comedy unfolding right before our eyes.

BHO is an actor, He hates the nation he wants to lead, I call that acting. He is no Reagan, we all knew Ronald, and BHO is not worthy to shine the shoes of such a Great American, let alone lead the nation.

Think, we just may have a commander in chief that has the nuclear launch codes for our military within walking distance at all times, YET BHO would never use the football. He might give it to Bill Aryes, Louis Fakeacon, bigot Wright, or even Michelle, but he would never use it to protect the USofA. The idiot Joe Biden has been shut up for good in this election, because he could not keep a secret.

The Secret?

There will be one of these two events very soon, if BHO becomes CinC. Israel will be nuked, or a large city in the USofA will be nuked. What Joe the idiot let out of the bag is this....

With the football in BHO's hands, there would be no response to either event, other than to blame Bush.

Iran, North Korea, and San Francisco know this, so welcome to the 21st century.

Depressing? NO, I know our military would not let a smoking ruin of NYC go unresponded to, and will at that time, take the football out of the messiah's hand, and keep him and his loud mouth wife under house arrest.

Well ole Joe let the cat out of the bag, as he has many times in the past, and yet I find some redeeming virtues of the much ridiculed Joe Biden, rightly ridiculed.

HE is a world class comedian.

We will never forget his famous 'Stand up Chuck' speech.

So humor is the venue today at the 'Bluff'

If BHO and his terrorist friends occupy the White House, I'll just sit back and enjoy the comedy, and to that thought, I went back into some of my forgotten blog articles and now want to present a few laughs. I used an image generator in one of these guffaws, but the rest are 100% webloafer.

We as American's will weather any storm that scurries up, with humor. I mean like, it is so frightful, we have to laugh. A man (BHO) who would be rejected if he wanted to enlist in our nations armed forces, a man who could not get a Security Clearance for anything other than at one of those rent a cop security firms, a man who travels around the world putting America down, may become our next president. No one with BHO's background could ever get a security clearance, NO, security clearances are never given to anyone with such shady and anti-American close friends, as BHO. Do you realize how much of BHO's life has been spent in the presence of America Haters? Yet, we sired and pampered all of the idiot savants that just might elect a Marxist as president and a world class comedian as VP.

So let's enjoy humorous moments at Sanity's Bluff.

HERE IS A SAMPLE OF A PAGE OF HUMOR FROM THE ALTER EGO SANTA'S BANTER.

ALL OF MY SANTA'S BANTER HAS DISAPPEARED FROM CYBERSPACE.

BUT THE MEMORIES OF THE BANTER AND THE RESPONSE FROM OTHER FORUM VISITORS WILL REMAIN IN MY TREASURED MEMORIES FILE....FOREVER.

LOST IN CYBERSPACE...NEVER LEAVE YOUR WRITINGS ON FORUMS THAT COULD DISAPPEAR...YES THE SAGA OF SANTA'S BANTER, DISAPPEARED YEARS AGO, BUT STAY TUNED.

SANTASBANTER WILL RETURN SOON TO A BLOG OF MINE. BECAUSE WEBLOAFER HAS NOT DISAPPEARED.



SANTASBANTER WILL RETURN, AND YOU'LL LOVE IT.
I PROMISE YOU THAT, THAT IS IF YOU LOVE TO LAUGH.

Returning Home

Pride in one's NATIONv2

I AM PROUD OF AMERICA, AND GREAT AMERICANS

Cute or Cruel?

I posted this video on the 25th day of last month…knowing that it would not remain on YouTube for long. Originally posted as another one of a million 'Hail Barack Hussein Obama, the Messiah' videos, this video was rightly seen as a video showing child abuse. But, just because YouTube takes one video down, doesn't mean YouTube is not hosting it somewhere else. So once again Google pleases everyone. Want to make a buck? Find a way to please people.

QUICK.... the first thing you think of

Watch this and Think

Click on This

My latest attempt to make sense of today's insanity

THIS IS NOT MY FAVORITE SUBJECT

I'M NO ECONOMIST, BUT I KNOW WHEN I AM BEING RIPPED OFF
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The Brainwashing of Children aka Child Abuse

Hillary and Sarah

I gave up watching Saturday Night Live, from NYC, almost a decade ago, and have never bothered to visit anything that NBC broadcasts. But rumor has it, SNL is trying to become a player again. This may or may not do it, you decide?

I missed the big sup with the Messiah

I MISSED THE BIG BHO SUPPER.
Yahoo article

I helped make Babs* rich enough to attend the most preposterous show of riches, ever; YES I'M TALKING ABOUT The ‘I love BHO and his form of socialism banquet, held in Hollywood, Hollywood (I don’t consider Hollywood a part of the USofA).

In the new world BHO wants America to change into, Hollywood would be exempt from the woes of socialism, communism or Marxism. They would be the Portiburo of our new US….RR you know the USSR v2.000009?

Politburo???

I did a little math, and here are the results. I realized the Messiah was asking $28,500 for one sitdown meal that includes entertainment from one of his mental slaves, Babs of Hollywood; and wondered how much it would cost to have every American seated at that meal……? WOW, think how super sized that meal was. $28,500. How much do you think it would cost to have all Americans enjoy a meal like the w***** of Hollywood will be enjoying?

Friends of Barack must not be hurting like the middle class, truckdrivers, accountants, babysitters, carpenters, iron workers, ditch diggers, policemen and policewomen, firemen and firewomen, preachers, teachers, librarians and disc jockeys of America. No if his followers can pay $28.500 for one meal with the messiah, they don't belong in my world. I won't let socialist, elitist and perverts take my country over.

No, if Baracks friends can pay $28,500 for a meal with elevator music, I hope they threw that money away in a losing cause.

Baraks step brother in Africa would love to eat the food left on one of the plates of that Hollywood Secret Coven Meeting and Meal.....Yes if only Baraks half brother in Kenya could have been a busboy at this orgy of wealth....he could have taken one of the plates into a broom closet and he would have had the luxury of eating one meal before he slowly starves to death. Just once, Baraks half brother, would have had his belly filled, and I bet he would then wonder who to thank..........not like his unthankful half brother.

Yes, he would be more thankful than the messiah.

??? I wonder? how much would it have cost for all American's to have one supper like that???

Here is the answer, twice checked and correct. The supper with the Savior of the world, would have cost all of the unannointed………$9,975,000,000,000. OK, let’s just round that off to Ten Trillion Dollars, that is what it would have cost all of us Americans to eat with the elite.

Personally, a supper at Wendy’s with Sarah Palin, would be more appealing to me. That is if there were no Hollywood socialists there. And think about it, America's working class hardly ever has the time for a sit down supper, it is eat on the run with no live entertainment. So the next time the pompous BHO is caught spewing his lies about change, yes, do as I do......CHANGE THE CHANNEL.

*Barbara Streisand, aka Babs or Barbra. I bought many of her records, cassettes and CD's.
Just had to add this link to the past

I CAN'T DANCE WITH THESE TWO BROKEN LEGS

LOAD THE VIDEO, THEN PAUSE IT.....LOOK AROUND, MAYBE EVEN LOOK AT THE REST OF THE WORDS I WROTE HERE.....WAIT AWHILE, AND THEN CLICK ON THE RESUME VIDEO BUTTON AND THINK. I realize that's a lot of instructions, deal with it.



I haven’t added to the INsanity at Sanity's Bluff for awhile, BECAUSE:::::::: a TofuMOM::::::::
YES A TOFUFORBREAKFAST MOM, ran over me with a loaded shopping cart at the local supermarket, and broke both of my legs.

I didn’t make notice if she was wearing lipstick, but, what does that mean anyway? Are lipstick wearing American’s Second Rate Citizens? SHOULD NO ONE WEARING LIPSTICK BE ALLOWED TO VOTE OR HOLD POLITICAL OFFICE?

I’M IN TOO MUCH PAIN TO ANSWER THAT, I’m a hurtin”.

So I am getting about only with crutches, and willpower.

Will BHO make a video/advertisement, entitled…..WEBLOAFER can’t dance????

I CAN’T DANCE BECAUSE I HAVE TWO LEGS IN CASTS.

ENJOY THE LAUGH

THEN THINK ABOUT SOMEONE MAKING FUN OF A SOLDIER WHO FOUGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM, AND SUFFERED INJURIES THAT MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO COMB HIS HAIR, TIE HIS SHOES or USE A KEYBOARD ON A COMPUTER? THE DMC AND BHO LAUGH AT THE FACT HE CAN'T EMAIL. BILL CLINTON BRAGS ABOUT ONLY EMAILING TWICE AS PRESIDENT.

JOHN, LOTS OF PEOPLE LOVE YOU, AND MANY MORE LIKE SARAH.

Stand up Chuck

This ad probably has done more to assure that the community organizer will not move into the White House anytime soon. That is not to say that BHO won't grow a pair someday, he just might if Michelle let's him. Lipstick on a pig, now making fun of a crippled veteran for not being able to lift his arms much above his waist, or do simple things like tying his shoes, EMAILING or holding his hands above his head in celebration, or....you get the idea. I am sure that elderly women voters have had enough, as well as elderly men, of which I'm one.

I can email, but I can't dance.

Stand up Chuck.....lol

While BHO tells pig jokes, Palin hugs

Help me out here

OK, find and email me a picture of men or boys that says more than this says. This is not a feminist thing..............................IT IS AN AMERICAN THING.....................VIVA LA SARAH.
Once again conservatives are far ahead of the rest, We have been celebrating equality, motherhood, smiling, hugging and living for decades. You abortion loving leftist's will never know the joy of holding a prematurely born human being with down syndrome. I have held and kissed a baby that had the syndrome, but didn't take pictures. Speaking of pictures, what about the ultrasound images of the tiny fingers, toes, nose and other parts of what you liberal death merchants love to call......fetal tissue? You are fighting a fight that you can never win, and you are showing your hatred of life while you fight. Sara Palin is the best of the best of the best, and nothing you death merchants will do in the next two months, will convince one mother that Sarah is unworthy of the office she is seeking. VIVA LA PALIN, VIVA LA SARAH, VIVA LA.....LIFE.

JUST a QUESTION

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LATELY FOR THE BENEFIT OF ALL AMERICANS?

Never underestimate someone who loves America enough to suffer for her. What have you suffered for your blood bought freedom?


JOHN McCAIN HAS INTRODUCED AMERICA TO ONE OF AMERICA'S FUTURE LEADERS, SARAH PALIN.

GO TRASH HER, LIE ABOUT HER, DIS HER, CURSE HER. I DARE YOU.

BUT SHE WILL SOON BECOME THE VICE-PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY....YES LADY TO BECOME A LEADER IN THE GENTLEMAN'S WORLD OF AMERICAN POLITICS. HILLARY, BLESS HER SOUL, HAD SOME VERY BAD ADVICE AND WAS EXCORIATED BY THE MEAN SPIRITED MEDIA. BY THE WAY, THE MEDIA MOGULS ARE ALL MALE CHAUVINIST PIGS. BUT SARA PALIN DOESN'T NEED THE ACCEPTANCE FROM THE MEDIA TO BE ACCEPTED BY AMERICA...

WATCH THE HYPOCRITICAL, SEXIST, RACIST AND MEAN DEMOCRATS GET A WHIPPIN' THEY HAVE LONG DESERVED.

THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.

ONLY THE MEAN, RACIST, SEXIST OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY NEED A WHIPPIN', THE MAJORITY OF DEMOCRATS ARE RED, WHITE AND BLUE THRU AND THRU. I AM PRAYING THAT THE GOOD PATRIOTIC AMERICAN DEMOCRATS REGAIN THE CONTROL OF THE PARTY THAT HAS DONE MUCH GOOD FOR AMERICA IN THE PAST, AND REBUILD IT IN JOHN F. KENNEDY'S MOLD. GEORGE SOROS HAS COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE PARTY NOW, BUT I THINK MOST DEMOCRAT'S ARE WAKING UP TO THE UGLY TRUTH, THEIR WONDERFUL POLITICAL PARTY HAS BEEN HIJACKED BY SOROS AND CO.

My last blog about Barack Hussein Obama

It won't be necessary to spend any more time blogging about the Marxist that would be President. You know him, the wannabe President, Mr. Obama.

From this day hence, I will sing the virtues of the lover's of America , and ignore the sniveling of the arrogant and ungrateful.

What do you think Lt. McCain was thinking about between his torture sessions, you know, the free time between torture sessions in the Hanoi Hilton?

He was thinking about American Freedom vs. Communist Slavery. John was treated much worse than the slaves in the antebellum period of America's history, but you won't hear him complain. And even though the traitor Jimmy Carter recently said that John McCain dwells on his POW history too much, I haven't heard John McCain talk much about that time. Sharpen a stick Jimmy Carter and stick it where the sun doesn't shine. I'm not a hateful person, but when I hear Jimmy the traitor talk, I get so close to hatred, I can smell the sulfurous fumes of Jimmy Carter. Would you please shut him up God, PLEASE. Pretty PLEASE?

Just like the soldiers that fought to save America in WWII, the real story is not told, because War is Hell, and when it is necessary, it is still hell.

John won't talk about it, but he went through a living hell for your freedom, and my freedom. He doesn't talk about it much, but dig this. He is now getting even with the Marxist, Socialist's and Communists.

Never underestimate someone who loves America enough to suffer for her. What have you suffered for your blood bought freedom?

America, please examine the 12 questions I would ask of Barack Hussein Obama if I had the opportunity, and imagine what his answers would be....oh by the way, no teleprompters allowed Barack.

A DOZEN QUESTIONS FOR BARACK

Obama's acception speech was great.

Barak Hussein Obama is probably one of the greatest speakers of the English language alive today. And he speaks the Queens Language, not ebonics. (NO STUPID SPELL CHECK, EBONICS SHOULD NOT BE CAPITALIZED, IT ISN'T A LANGUAGE, so it shouldn't be capitalized)
to continue reading my thoughts about this

Arrogance run amok in Denver

Toga,toga,toga

The man makes it too easy.

Arrogance run amok in Denver.

NO ONE UNDER THE AGE OF 66 IS ALLOWED

This is adult political humor, Christopher B. Duncan in 2008. Please respect my wish THAT NO ONE UNDER THE AGE OF 66 CLICK ON THE VIEW BUTTON.

HEY, THAT MEANT YOU YOUNG ONE!!!!!! GET LOST, GO WATCH SESAME STREET OR PUBLIC ACCESS STREAMED VIDEO.

Not one of my friends is a Marxist,

Pride in one's NATION

I don't care who it is, when an American is proud of America, when someone goes out of their way to let me know they love America just like I DO; I am proud. This is not a newly found pride, I've loved America ALWAYS.
Isn't it strange, a man who COULD NOT GET A SECURITY CLEARANCE TO WORK AS A JANITOR AT A NUCLEAR POWER PLANT, (BECAUSE OF HIS SHADY PAST) AND ONE WHO HAS NO PRIDE WHATSOEVER IN AMERICA, WHERE HE LIVES LIKE A KING, AND IS ADORED BY THE MEAN SPIRITED MEDIA..........THAT MAN MAY BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THIS WONDERFUL NATION. STRANGE?? IT'S DOWNRIGHT SCARY.
Obama! I would even feel a little bit better about you if you once said something nice about the NATION I love. Why anyone who thinks they can change something they hate is beyond me. Obama! you shouldn't try to change something that isn't broken. American's are the most charitable people in the world, and it doesn't stop at any border or skin color. We give more food to the starving than all of EUROPE combined, and then you chastise us for using too much energy.
HEY OBAMA, It takes a lot of diesel fuel to run the machinery of the American farmers, and the American Military that protects the seas and skies from enemies of freedom, but you wouldn't know, since you show your disdain for the farmers, truckdrivers and our military, and other folks who cling to their Bible and gun. You may be the darling of the MSM, but.....I have my own feelings about you.

Laughing out loud

You need a good laugh.

The confusion about obama

There has been some confusion concerning Obama. Is he our Personal Jesus, Personal Messiah, Personal President, or Personal Commissar? And there will continue to be that confusion until he is crowned Lord Obama, healer of the universe, savior of all people who hate America.

Here is where the confusion gets confusing.

Nancy P's Flying Orgy

The Pelosiing of America ©webloafer 2008

When the music’s over. (turn out the light)

When music is your only friend……Watch this Jim Morrison Video from long ago. Even if you don’t care about politics, spend a few minutes listening to, watching and enjoying this video. I promise you, you'll like the time it took to read my words and listen to a friend of mine from long long ago, Jim Morrison. Today, Nancy from sf turned out the light in the people's HOUSE, and if you want to live in a world where dictators rule....enjoy.....I'll fight to the death to keep the USofA from the clutches of socialism. Stalin, Lenin and Hitler are proud of Nancy, since she showed the strength to ignore the people and silence all voices of opposition.

I’m about Nancy Pelosi’s age, I spent quality time in San Francisco before morons like Nancy and her perverted friends took over the PEOPLES HOUSE It's our house Nancy not yours.

OK, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I didn’t do enough to prevent the ‘Pelosiing of America’*. Turn out the light? Hey Pelosi, you don’t own the power switch of America….we do….you know the ones who don’t have a Military Jet to fly us from one orgy unto another. The taxpayers of America have your number Nancy, and it is ZERO. I heard Jim Morrison sing this song, while in a crowd without tickets outside the Fillmore EAST…..long ago, and I know what this song is about. Jim Morrison had more American pride then the whole Democratic Side of the PEOPLE’S house has in 2008. IF JIM WAS ALIVE TODAY, HE WOULD BE SINGING THE PRAISES OF JOHN McCAIN, and would be ashamed that Nancy Pelosi has a voice in our nation at all. Go take up knitting, crocheting or gin rummy, Nancy….you don’t know how to help the people. We are suffering. You ain’t. The taxpayers pay for the high priced jet fuel it takes to get your moving orgy back and forth from San Francisco to Washington D.C.

NANCY PELOSI, I KNEW SAN FRANCISCO BEFORE YOU HAD YOUR SOUL PIMPED OUT.

*The Pelosiing of America

© webloafer 2008

THE UGLY AMERICAN

THERE ISN'T A NAT'SASS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A REPUBLICAN POLITICIAN AND A DEMOCRAT POLITICIAN.

THAT IS UNTIL ONE IS CAUGHT WITH HIS/HER HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR. (WITNESS FIRST, REP. JEFFERSON of LOUISIANA.) CAUGHT RED HANDED AND VIDEOTAPED TAKING A BRIBE FOR $100,000 FOR CONGRESSIONAL FAVORS. THIS WAS ALL KNOWN YEARS AGO, BUT TODAY JEFFERSON IS STILL RIPPING CITIZENS OFF WHILE (SERVING) STILL IN OFFICE..
YEP, THE DEMOCRATS CIRCLE THE WAGONS WHEN ONE OF THEIR’S IS CAUGHT RED HANDED, AND WITH THE HELP OF THE MSM, THEY SUFFER NO CONSEQUENCES.

REPUBLICAN THIEFS, ADULTERERS AND PERVERTS FEEL THE WRATH OF THE REAL AMERICA BREATING DOWN THEIR NECK....

OCT. 2005 I RESEARCHED AND WROTE THIS

REPUBLICANS SEEK OUT THE SLIME AMONGST THE PARTY AND SPEAK UP.

OCT. 2005 I RESEARCHED AND WROTE THIS

TODAY'S BIG STORY IN THE MeanSpiritedMedia....MSM....will be Ted Stevens, the SIN-A-TUR with the most years acting like a PIG. Feeding at the slop trough of the citizens.We the peon taxpayers, work hard, sweat, worry, get stressed out trying to make it in this great country, when we would better off, if the crooks of congress would disappear. Very few Senator's, Congresspersons, or Judges would be any help on a battlefield. You know I speak the truth.

OCT. 2005 I RESEARCHED AND WROTE THIS

OK, what about Commander in Chief?????????

One man amongst the finalist for the presidential beauty contest 2008, is handsome, one is ugly, the ugly American*. But if it came down to me and only one of the candidates on the corner of Troost and 31st, (a street corner near me) fighting islamafacists, I would rather have that older, wiser, America loving ugly guy next to me. YEP THAT WOULD BE ADMIRAL McCAIN, i CALL HIM ADMIRAL BECAUSE IF HIS FIGHTER JET HAD NOT BEEN SHOT DOWN OVER NORTH VIETNAM MANY YEARS AGO, HE WOULD BE AN ADMIRAL, NOW HE IS HATED BY THE LANDLOVERS.

*John McCain won’t tell you how his facial features became distorted, how his arms still don’t function correctly, and why his spine is crooked……BUT I WILL…….HE WAS TORTURED FOR SEVERAL YEARS BY ENIMIES OF AMERICA, BUT HE ENDURED THE PAIN TO SAVE HIS BRAIN.


Republican Senator accused of stealing big bucks from the little peons, the taxpayers. He is a Republican, and his actions lead me to pretty much know he is guilty of all charges brought against him.....AND.....much more, for he is a Senator. In my mind a Senator is a Thief.....you'll never talk me out of that belief of mine.
Here is what you must realize. I’m tired of body and of mind, I’m tired of spending hour upon hour trying to convince the drones of America, that action is needed. The Queen Bee is America, and Barack Hussein Obama is threatening the hive.

NO SOCIALIST PRETTY BOY FROM????????PROBABLY HOLLYWOOD……WILL TELL ME HOW TO BE AN AMERICAN, I ALREADY KNOW HOW, LISTEN UP....BARRY BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA........ I LOVE AMERICA. I ALWAYS WILL, BUT AM CRYING. THE DRONES ARE ASLEEP WHEN THEY SHOUL

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A Song, Memories, and WOW

Took this picture as I left the scene

NO, my eyes were not deceiving me,

Ahead of my truck, driving southbound on US69 near the Oklahoma/Kansas border was a fully restored '62 metallic blue Chevy Corvair Convertible. There is something special about the 'restored losers' in the automobile world. The Edsels, Ramblers and Corvairs that were laughed off of the market in years past, somehow gain respectability 50 years later. This Corvair was a beaut'. You all know how slow antique car owners drive on highways, and this Corvair was going 22-25 miles per hour in a 60 mph zone. The top of the convertible was down and I recognized the driver of that metallic blue Corvair. Of course you won't believe me, but it was none other than Ralph Nader at the wheel. He had a french beret on, and a long green scarf even though it was quite warm.

And sitting beside him on that antique vinyl was none other than Helen Thomas. I guess they were out celebrating the death of Tony Snow. Ralph had his left hand on the knuckle buster on the steering wheel, and in his right hand he had a bottle of Perrier. Helen had a smile on her half lipsticked face but I couldn’t see either of her hands. Helen and Ralph were so close to each other that Rosie O'Donnell could have been sitting shotgun on that small front seat.

Ralphie was driving erratic, and only 22 mph but I had been able to slow my rig down and not run over a few thousand pounds of tinfoil and liberals. BUT unable to safely pass, I drove for miles behind the Corvair.

The mayhem started when Ralph was done with the Perrier. All of the sudden Ralphie tossed the GREEN Perrier bottle, from the Corvair. He didn't toss it out to the left, right or ahead of the Corvair, NO...he backhanded it, BEHIND. Yep..........right into my windshield.

I pulled over onto the shoulder and called 911 and was given directions to the nearest police station to file a complaint. I drove there but couldn't see a place to park my rig in the police parking lot, so I parked in front of the 7-11 across the street from the police station. "I'll walk this one in not drive it in"................so I walked across the street.

I thought mistakenly that my surprises were over for the day...now it's down to serious business.

But, there in the police parking lot I saw..........A '62 metallic blue convertible Corvair.

I wanted to believe it was only a coincidence, but it wasn’t,.

Not too far from the beautiful Corvair was a picnic table and there was Helen, Ralph and two uniformed policewomen picnicking it up.

I took a few pictures and decided it would be wise to leave.

I can only share one picture because the ones I took of the picnickers are not suitable for a family blog.

R.I.P. TONY

Real men don't snivel or complain about life......they just live life. Tony Snow was a real man, and I'll miss him. It is a shame we don't have a real man (or woman) asking for votes to become our next president. What we have is our choice of liars, snivelers and thieves. McCains inability to smile or be nice is regrettable. Obamas fake smile is sickening, he would rather be like his friends.....angry and sniveling. I'm getting ready for the Obama years, are YOU?????

Cease/STOP/Halt/ Pull Up/ Turn Off

IF YOU ONLY SPEAK ONE LANGUAGE, AND IT IS ENGLISH, YOU CANNOT VIEW THIS VIDEO.



Barry (Barack) Hussein Obama, laughs at you for speaking only english.
Hmmm, I am quite content to stick with English and English only. When flying the big ones, all commercial pilots speak English only. Most technical publications are in English. The list goes on and on. When farsi or spanish becomes worthy of learning, I'll give it a go. One question Obama........do you speak farsi, or any other language. Take Obama's telepromter away and it sounds like English is his second language. I wonder if Obama can understand this video's soundtrack with his eyes closed??????

Take a break, watch this

Wow, today I noticed a Barak Hussein Obama for President lawnsign. I wondered why there was no........RED, WHITE OR BLUE ON THE SIGN.

GREAT, NOT ONLY WILL THE MESSIAH NOT WEAR A USofA flagpin on the lapel of his ten thousand dollar Italian suit, now his yardsigns will not have the colors

RED, WHITE OR BLUE....WHICH I'VE COME TO LOVE.

What does the future hold?

I won’t be voting for President of the USofA this November.

I’ll vote for state and local politicians (trying to sort out all the claptrap, and figure out which of the thieves is the most incompetent ((that’s the one I’ll vote for, yep, the stupidest thief)) the most incompetent of the incompetent) but I cannot in good conscience vote for the best of the two unqualified candidates for the world’s most important JOB.

If George W. could run for a third term, I’d be at the polling place at 7am to vote for George W. Again.

ONE REASON?

OK, I’ll give you one answer by asking you a question. Since September 11, 2001 which of the civilized (nonislamic) nations has not been attacked by the pigs or dogs of islam?


I FEEL SAFE WHEN GEORGE W. IS AT THE HELM……OF THIS SHIP.

Barry (Barak Hussein) Obama??????? Nope, I’ll not feel safe with that beginner at the helm of my nations ship.
John (Yep a war hero) McCain??????? Nope, he is the most duped of the duped. And he’s probably not that much unstupid as Barry.

But, I’ll try to send someone to congress that is on my side, you know, the side of the working men and women of the USofA. Since we the people have been abandoned by our so called representatives and lords, WHOOPS, OH, I meant senator’s not lords, but think about it, unless you are stealing from the people of America you must be amongst the stolen from. YEP, I’m one of the stolen from, and I’m practicing my aim.

Clippy's Revenge #19

Let me guess, Beauty or Brains?

I still miss Bo

During the 1960's , I listened to Jim Morrison and the Doors, at the Fillmore East, (not inside the building.....just one of thousands who listened from the street), listened to Bo Diddley at the Apollo theater and listened to Grace Slick and the Jefferson Airplane at the Fillmore West (inside that time). So rap and heavy metal does nothing for me.

I miss F.D.R.

Oh for the days when world leaders were chosen for their character, not their charisma. Charisma or good looks had no part in Lincoln’s successful prosecution of the war of all wars. England had a fat, ugly man at the helm when Hitler started dropping bombs on London. America had a crippled and ugly man at the helm when Japan hit us hard. Would we have been better served with a handsome, charismatic idiot at the helm who had mastered nothing except the teleprompter?

I miss Bo Diddley

Did you know there is an official Barak Hussein Oboma criticizer?




An EIB Certified criticizer who is Blacker than BHO, smarter, better looking, but not quite as good at speaking as Obama? BUT, one more qualified to be the President of the USofA!

America has had a few blithering idiots elected as president, (the General Grants, Herbert Hoover’s and Jimmy Carters).

AND HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE FOLKS.
??????A PRESIDENT WHO DOESN’T LOVE THE USofA? ONE WHO HAD TO BE COHERCED INTO WEARING A SMALL AMERICAN FLAG PIN ON HIS EXPENSIVE ITALIAN SUITS……One who has friends that hate America, friends that killed, bombed and looted America……but nary a friend of 20 years that loves the nation I love……all of his long time friends and close compatriots hate America.

DAH……when Barak Hussein Obama becomes President……who do you think he will choose as cabinet members, heads of government dept’s???? I’ll answer that question of mine………IT WILL NOT BE ANYONE WHO LOVES THE USofA.

AMERICA HAS NEVER BEFORE HAD TO SETTLE FOR A PRESIDENT WITH A WIFE WHO HATES AMERICA. YES, ABE LINCOLN’S WIFE WAS A LOONEY TUNE, BUT SHE NEVER PUBLICCALY SHOWED HER HATRED FOR THE NATION I LOVE.

THINK OF THE GREAT FIRST LADIES……..THERE ARE ALMOST 40 OF THEM, BUT WE ARE ON THE THRESHHOLD OF LETTING A PRESIDENT FOR LACK OF A FIRST LADY…….BUT HERE IT COMES……A SO CALLED FIRST LADY, WHO IS NOT A LADY AND ONE WHO HATES AMERICA.

MICHELLE ABOMA, IF YOU SHOULD SOMEHOW BECOME AMERICA’S NEXT FIRST LADY, I’LL SERIOUSLY THINK ABOUT TURNING GAY.

AMERICA, (The nation you just recently fell in love (pride)with, will survive any hatred you have for America). If and when you leave the nation’s exectutive mansion as first lady, I hope you steal fewer sets of taxpayer’s silverware than Hillary did, but Michelle, You may be living and breathing in the nation’s House…the white house, and that place is sacred….YES, Hillary pimped out the Lincoln Bedroom…..millions of dollars just to sleep or fornicate in Lincoln’s bed……..but is greater than stupidity of the masses. I’m ready for President Barack Hussein Obama as the USofA’s next president, and as Black and


Hey Bo Diddley




BO DIDDLEY- IN HIS PRIME! BEST VIDEO! AMAZING!







Finally folks, Sanity’s Bluff has been downsized. WebLoafer will not take the time to proofread, doublecheck browsers, correct grammatical or syntax errors.

This Bluff will be a record of my rambling, babbling, stammering, damningaling thoughts. The bluff will be better for those that demand the most out of the poet, truck driver, conversationalist, conservationalist, USofA lover, and Patriot.
I won’t throw any thing away to

Another ©2008 webloafer picture.

That's right, I took this picture. At 55 mph, one hand on the steeringwheel of 40 tons of moving freight, and a digital camera in the other hand. The boss said never do this, but I did. There is only so much beauty a person is allowed to see, hear, taste, feel or smell. NOT, you can enjoy life as much as you want to. If I had been fired for taking this picture, I would not have hired lawyers to sue the boss, I'd just remember the moment, and do it again if the opportunity arose. Two years, yes, two years I saw this picture in my mind, but never had a chance to take it. Then the moment arrived and I was ready.

Care for a dose of reality???

THE ALAGOREY STORY……

Webloafer has too many things on his mind to be considered sane! How could someone drive a truck for a living and really care about Darfur? Or care about the real global problem…..global cooling? Or know any thing about, or care about the endangering of our planet by Hollywood of the left coast of America?

(Hollywood and the idiot savants employed there, misuse the planet they are so ((dah)) concerned about to a disgraceful degree.) (Can you say…..fly me solo on a 737 to Europe to pick up my Nobel Prize) for…….need I tell you the rest of the Alagorey Story? Or consider…………….when I am driving the 40 tons….80,000 pounds of my truck down the highway at 70 mph……. I won’t swerve my big rig for a deer, possum, minivan, school bus, or passed out drunks……. and end up dead……. There are choices in life………and I choose to live a bit longer. OK, you tell me…..Why should I kill myself swerving to miss the inebriated hitchhiker? You know the one….the one who wanders into my trucking space. The trucking space I need to keep this nation great? Now, hear a secret from my lips…about a truth that you will never hear discussed. America will soon have its highways and byways overrun by Mexican, Chinese, Guatemalan, El Salvadoran, Somalian and Cuban Truck Drivers. YES…The real men and women who make their living hauling your freight…will soon give it up……George Clinton and Bill Bush have turned your highways into killing zones. You won’t believe a word of it, but it is already happening. The Government of the people, by the people and for the people that you have heard about in history lessons……….is no longer.
Webloafer is fortunate enough to be at the end of his driving career on the highways of the USofA………..and is not looking forward to the future with the global drivers………the NAFTA or WORSE DRIVERS……..UPON THE HIGHWAYS.
I’M OUT OF HERE VERY SOON. You love your Chinese trinkets……so you will have to get used to the USofA’s highways overcrowded with Chinese trucks driven by drunken Mexicans. Oh, if you have read some of my earlier blog articles…..you will know that I will risk swerving the truck I drive, and DEATH, for one thing and ONE THING ONLY………..A TURTLE. TRUTH IS A LOT LIKE A TURTLE.

Old Rockers/Moldy Socks

Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People

Old Rockers and Wet Socks left under the bed for a month, have a lot in common.

Walking for Peace

How far would you walk for peace on earth? To the corner of your block? To the nearest liquor store? To the nearest grocery store? To the downtown of your town or city? To your states capitol? To Washington D.C.?

The novice historian will say, “Peace is the absence of War”. The honest historian will declare, “Peace is only possible when one warring participant is totally, even brutally* defeated”. Your dreams of utopia need to be shelved for a time.

WAKE UP YE MEN OF VALOR!
Your NATION needs you now.
Be not dismayed at those who dream;
Yet never wake to do.

*if Obama or Hillary wins the Presidency, how will they fight our enemy?

WebLoafer©2008